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monosexuals:

What he says: How do you know when lesbian sex is over?

What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life.

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saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

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orgazmo + ” I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin’, but…”  [ x ]

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ceehu:

jamesmdavisson:

Yesterday at Pride in Chicago.

the cop smiling at him though haha

Seriously, listen to the guy. Jesus.

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ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

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agnosticbutts:

drawing-bored:

in their defense, nobody at fox news can count higher than 100.

There must be at least twelve people there. 

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dodie-snk:

pls mom don’t hate me

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mcstump:

dear straight people,

aye yo tumblr, we need to talk about how this slam poem will fucking change your life

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malkyrie:

cyberfricking:

hatergrl:

Maybe they will starve to death

god bless natural selection

Big gay pizza party lasting 40 days across the street from the church and you’re all invited

Count me in!

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