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When my friend asks me if holding her baby makes me want one

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Don’t fucking touch me.

Don’t fucking touch me.

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supermoclel:

lady0fsorrows:

supermoclel:

home-wrecker-holmes:

supermoclel:

a brony called me unattractive

that’s

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 right

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he

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me

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ugly

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because i have hair on my legs

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the hair on your legs doesn’t make you unattractive, but your self-important personality sure does.

bow down to me and kiss my ass

People are allowed to have personal tastes on what they find attractive, however, egotistical personalities is pretty much a universal turn-off. Ugh.

KISS MY ASS

That’s right. People are allowed to have their own opinions on what “attractive” is. They are not allowed to be dicks about it. Go kiss her ass. 

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Incest is so romantic! Said no one ever.

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MYTHOLOGY MEME | (1/2) LOCATIONS
THE CRETAN LABYRINTH (better known as the Minotaur’s Maze) was an elaborate maze-like construction designed by the architect Daedalus and his son Icarus, on the command of King Minos of Crete. Once, wanting to offer a sacrifice in honor of his uncle Poseidon, Minos asked Poseidon to send the best bull he could find from the sea. The bull was so beautiful that Minos didn’t sacrifice him, but instead kept him with his flock (or in the palace gardens). To revenge Minos for not keeping his promise, Poseidon made the bull so ferocious and dangerous that his eventual capture in Crete became one of the twelve feats of Hercules (Cretan Bull). When Pasiphae, his immortal wife, saw the bull she fell in love and coupled with him. She was able to couple with him with the help of Daedalus, who constructed a wooden likeness of a cow, in which Pasiphae hid. From this union the monster Minotaur was born, a humanoid being with a bull’s head, which Minos promptly jailed in the Labyrinth, an enormous construction in Knossos. (x) (x) 

MYTHOLOGY MEME | (1/2) LOCATIONS

THE CRETAN LABYRINTH (better known as the Minotaur’s Maze) was an elaborate maze-like construction designed by the architect Daedalus and his son Icarus, on the command of King Minos of Crete. Once, wanting to offer a sacrifice in honor of his uncle Poseidon, Minos asked Poseidon to send the best bull he could find from the sea. The bull was so beautiful that Minos didn’t sacrifice him, but instead kept him with his flock (or in the palace gardens). To revenge Minos for not keeping his promise, Poseidon made the bull so ferocious and dangerous that his eventual capture in Crete became one of the twelve feats of Hercules (Cretan Bull). When Pasiphae, his immortal wife, saw the bull she fell in love and coupled with him. She was able to couple with him with the help of Daedalus, who constructed a wooden likeness of a cow, in which Pasiphae hid. From this union the monster Minotaur was born, a humanoid being with a bull’s head, which Minos promptly jailed in the Labyrinth, an enormous construction in Knossos. (x) (x

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Rapist: No means no asshole.

Rapist: No means no asshole.

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gingerhaze:

HUNGER GAMES COMICS

PART 2

The books ARE NOT about the damn love triangle. It’s added by Hollywood (of course) to make money. Because a woman isn’t a woman unless she’s hankering for some sexy times. Yech.

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She should thank Stitch for preventing bestiality.

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I don’t always poop in the litter box but when I do I make sure to leave a train of litter to your bed.

I don’t always poop in the litter box but when I do I make sure to leave a train of litter to your bed.

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If you don’t like it, uses your damn tongue.

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