They were supposed to be smiley faces
I hate it when I step out of the shower
and my cat is there like
and she just
AND SHE JUST GOES
MEOW MORE LIKE FUCK YOU.
and my cat is there like
and she just
AND SHE JUST GOES
MEOW MORE LIKE FUCK YOU.
I’m so done with this planet
she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple.
this is sexism, my friends.
Actinobacteria (actinomycetes), Geosmin, and Petrichor. (Don’t roll your eyes. Look them up!)
I was considering the reasons why we can differentiate the seasons by smells. Found this conveniently lol
(Source: birdandmoon)
gay marriage is illegal but wearing sparkly uggs isn’t
At least, but no more than 4 times.
(Source: mrsdentonorahippo)
~ Dating Dos and Donts for Girls, 1955
via University of Minnesota Libraryone big double entendre…
Here’s a great idea! Suck. My. Dick.
Eiko Ishioka’s costume design for Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula
To think, this was to be her wedding dress… Ew.
DAMMMMMMMN, BABY. I LIKE WHAT YOU’RE WORKING WITH. I LIKE A LITTLE MEAT ON MY WOMEN, YOU KNOW? HONESTLY, YOU LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT, GIRL.
THANK YOU. I’VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE JUST WAITING FOR SOME FRIENDLY, RESPECTABLE GENTLEMAN LIKE YOU TO ELOQUENTLY VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE BASED SOLELY ON MY APPEARANCE. NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, I’M LATE FOR WORK.
HEY NOW, DON’T BE LIKE THAT. I WASN’T JUST BLOWING SMOKE UP YOUR FINE ASS. I MEANT THAT LITERALLY.
I KNOW. IT’S A MEASURE OF THE PROFOUND MALAISE IN OUR SOCIETY WHEN YOU THINK YOU’RE FLATTERING ME WHILE MAKING ME FEEL DECIDEDLY UNSAFE IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.
WHY CAN’T YOU JUST TAKE A COMPLIMENT?
BECAUSE YOU CAN’T TAKE A HINT.