The things I could do to his face… mostly vagina things.
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wols:
when you can actually feel your mental state disintegrating slowly
i didnt think oregon trail gifs could sum up my life but well there we go
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I am the white dog. Life is the black dog. This is every damn day.
I’ve read it at least twice. I don’t remember a damn thing about this book. Le Sigh.
Her lipstick matches the dress… Sigh
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They went to there. (by Tyler Feder)
I’m still pretty skeptical about this movie, but I also really want James Franco and Mila Kunis to fuck me. So there’s that.
This means I have to reread the books again - for the 5th time.
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Things parents forget to tell their children:
- Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay.
- Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else.
- Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have skin.
- Vaginas smell. Every vagina has a scent. Don’t worry about it! (Unless something seems wrong, then go get it checked out! No need to feel embarrassed or ashamed.)
- Vaginas come in all different shapes, sizes, colors, flavors. All are beautiful.
- Penises come in all different shapes, sizes, colors, flavors. All are beautiful.
- You don’t need to shave anything if you don’t want to. It’s tooootally not mandatory.
- Sometimes people get butt acne.
- You can have a vagina and want short hair and think dresses are just the worst.
- You can have a penis and want long hair and think dresses are just the best.
- You can wear whatever you want and style your hair however you want.
- You can even think whatever the hell you want.
- People might tell you that you are a girl because you have a vagina. People might tell you that you are a boy because you have a penis. People will tell you what your gender is. But in reality, you don’t have to be that gender. You don’t have to be either of those genders.
- You are what you are and it’s just the worst thing if you try and hide that.
I wish someone had told me this growing up. Instead, I was taught to be grateful for the attention (good or bad) that was given to me by any man, that attention from a woman wasn’t as important or necessary. Sigh.
Golly.
Why can’t I find a pair that sassy in my budget range? Le sigh.
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I’m eating MUCH better, exercising every damn day and cutting out almost all sugar and YET I’ve gained weight! I’m wondering if doing the opposite will provide better results.
