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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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…we know nothing about Sappho. Or worse: everything we know is wrong. Even the most basic “facts” are simply not so, or in need of a stringent critical reexamination. A single example. We are told over and over again that Sappho “was married to Kerkylas of Andros, who is never mentioned in any of the extant fragments of her poetry” (Snyder 1989:3). Not surprising, since it’s a joke name: he’s Dick Allcock from the Isle of MAN. It’s been over 139 years since William Mure pointed this out… yet one finds this piece of information repeated without question from book to book, usually omitting the dubious source, usually omitting any reference at all.

Holt Parker, ‘Sappho Schoolmistress’, Transactions of the American Philological Association 123 (1993)

i am genuinely delighted by the number of people reblogging this and tagging it ‘dick allcock from the isle of man’. 

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memewhore:

Yay, my dildos have arrived!

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thatfriendlyblackguy:

Wait a minute…

showers not growers.

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thegirlwithcaramelskin:

thymegatampon:

im so awful

L.M.F.A.O

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itunestore:

YOU GUYS FUCKING RUIN EVERYTHING

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sxythsne:

Get off of the fucking internet.

sxythsne:

Get off of the fucking internet.

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thefrogman:

May all your sex be free of testicular explosions. 

This was last week’s Animal Facts.

CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT THIS WEEK’S ANIMAL FACTS: “THE PEREGRINE FALCON!”

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